Alright.  I’m going to lay it to you straight: I needed to learn how to install tile fast.  The floors in my house were just about killing me.  I mean, it wasn’t fatal but I have really bad allergies and I needed a floor that wouldn’t hold as much dust as the carpet that I had did.  Because I was too broke (and too cheap) to hire a pro tile setter, I decided to do it myself.  And you know what, it actually turned out alright.  No more sneezing fits for me, I guess.